Streetlight Tired of Being Mistaken for UFO

Herbie is looking for a better portrait.
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DALLAS, TX - Herbie has stood his station for 13 years. He has never missed a night. He shines brightly so that people can see their way to their cars, find lost keys, and run away from potential muggers. He generally takes pride in his work and finds a decent amount of satisfaction in it.

However, there is one thing he is just plain sick and tired of any more. "I'm tired of people taking pictures of me at night and making numbnuts think that I'm a UFO about to invade Dallas. It's terrible!"

Herbie says that it is particularly bad on foggy nights. "If someone doesn't get my pole in the photograph and lets the fog diffuse with the light in a night picture, it definitely makes you take a second look." Herbie sighs heavily. "I want people to know me for me, not because I'm some fake UFO freak."