|The University of Portland found out that half of US|
women just don't care any more. Are men next?
"We found in our research that 1 out of every 2 women in the United States are rather apathetic in regards to their existence," Father Mark Binion, Professor of Sociology, stated in today's press conference. "There were a number of reasons given for this apathy ranging from having a pleasant marriage with little stimulation to being unemployed and stuck at home to being the primary breadwinner of their family situation."