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The Horse Group, German leaders in safe sex technology since 1994, believe they have come up with a much quicker alternative that will have men lining up to purchase their product. "Essentially, we have developed a latex that has a practical eight second drying time on the penis," said spokesperson Michael Guttenberg. "We've also eliminated the loud noises that the first draft of this product provided with a sound effect similar to a woman having an orgasm. We have found that by doing this, it makes the man stiffer at the application point, thereby allowing for a better overall fit of the condom."
Why the eight second application? "In our in-house testing, we discovered that a woman with her mouth had the ability to effectively place a condom on a man's penis in that amount of time," said Guttenberg. "We had to be able to match that kind of time frame or else we didn't have a prayer of making it in this market."