|Huma Abedin and her husband, |
former congressman Anthony Weiner
POSITANO, ITALY - Anthony Weiner restarted his Twitter account today primarily it seems to let everyone know that Karma isn’t doing it’s part to keep the scales of justice balanced in the universe.
“Ha, Ha Biotches, standing here looking at the Amalfi coast with my loving wife” – read the Tweet he direct messaged to hundreds of news outlets early this morning.
Weiner was disgraced and forced to resign his seat in House Of Representatives in June as the culmination of a saga, ironically involving Twitter and his tweeting images of his penis to women. Weiner served
's 9th Congressional District for 12 years. New York
His impossibly patient wife Huma Abedin are currently on an "Italian Babymoon," which is when you take time off work, something he doesn’t need to be concerned about since he resigned, to hang in Italy eating rich and wonderful food and having fine wine and celebrating the fact that your wife is five months pregnant and still married to you. An apparent miracle considering he is a proven exhibitionist idiot who has showed his penis to half of the planet while she was carrying their first child in her womb.
The Weiners are apparently staying at Le Sirenuse hotel in Positano, overlooking the Amalfi Coast, or quite near as Weiner continued to tweet pictures of the hotel throughout the morning with the phrase, “Good Afternoon Byiotces Glad You’re Not Here, LULZ!"
Mrs Abedin, a personal aide and deputy chief of staff to U.S. Secretary of State Hillary
, revealed she was pregnant in the middle of Weiner's Twitter photo fiasco in June. The disgraced congressman has been staying out the spotlight since his fall from grace. He enrolled in an 'intense' rehab program to help him treat his sexting addiction. Clinton
Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi suggests that Weiner will be happier now than ever.
“Spotlight’s off he can rebuild his life and image but eventually return and run the forgiveness gauntlet and win again to be governor or senator, I’m so happy for him,” said Pelosi.