|Badgers, hungry or making statement about human morality|
“The Ministry of Agriculture is not sure what has riled these badgers but for the time being we want to be careful and not feed them anymore humans,” said Gillan.
The warning came one week after the discovery of 35 year old dwarf film actor Percy Foster in a badger set in near Tregaron, west
Gillan said an investigation was continuing on how the diminutive actor was taken by the badgers, six of whom were gassed following the discovery. “At this time we cannot explain how the badgers captured tis little man, or why they choose him, I personally believe it was because they were disgusted with the morality of sodomy and seeing him roger someone in the arse,” she stated.
Territorial police have yet to disclose how the animals captured Foster and if they believe this assault were directed at him as a dwarf or adult film actor or even because of his resemblance to Star Television Chef Gordon Ramsey, but Constable Merton Higgs recommended the advisory by the Secretary of State.
“Badgers are a notoriously difficult animal regardless of what one reads in ‘Wind in the Willows’,” said Higgs. “I just feel it is better we do this until we fully understand the motives of these beasts.”