|Jeff Cohen did the Truffle Shuffle in the movie The Goonies.|
Now for Palestine to become a recognized state, they will
have to do the dance as well.
The condition, however, has all of Palestine in an uproar because to obtain the seat, several Palestinians will be required to perform the Truffle Shuffle, made famous by Jeff Cohen in the movie The Goonies, before the full General Assembly.
Susan Rice, Ambassador to the UN for the United States, said the entire process has been counterproductive. "Palestine doesn't even have their own land, first of all," she said. "Secondly, most of those people are awfully skinny and frankly, who can blame them? Have you eaten Middle Eastern food? I did once and had diarrhea for three weeks."
"Because of their skinniness," Rice continued, "it is a well known fact that they will be unable to properly perform a Truffle Shuffle. Only fat people can do it accurately, which means they will never be able to meet the condition of statehood or be able to obtain a seat in the General Assembly. It's just all a colossal waste of time."