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Shin-kicking – An ancient sport where the aim is simple: kick your opponent as hard as you can in the shins. Each time your opponent falls to the ground you earn a point. The winner is the person with the highest score in the best of three rounds. Competitors can also pad their legs with as much straw as possible. The current competition is being held in Chipping Campden, UK.
Week 3 odds for most points accumulated:
Wesley – 5/1 (Won his bout vs. O’Dell, but lost focus in the third round)
Smithson – 5/1 (Looked strong again despite receiving crotch kicks. Heckled Wesley)
Michaels – 12/1 (Wore more straw and was strong on defense. Kicks like an old lady)
Jorgenson – 12/1 (Offense is struggling. Is he wearing straw or bags of wet rice)
Smith – 14/1 (Wild boar leg attack shocked Michaels, now making wild boar grunt kicks)
Barton – 19/1 (Lost points for repeatedly putting his Size 16 foot in Smithson’s crotch)
O’Dell – 30/1 (Moved slow, got dominated, had his hand inside his pants the whole match)
Martin – 40/1 (Lost a boring match to Michaels. Like watching an old lady kick a trash can)
Orangutan Kickboxing – Originated in a theme park outside of Thailand and continues to draw huge crowds that cheer on Orangutans who wear boxing gloves and trade punches and spin kicks inside the ring. Each bout is three rounds and three minutes per round. The theme park is drawing fire from PETA while Thailand gambling parlors continue to encounter heavy betting traffic.
With no point spread, wagering involves money lines where you pick one fighter to win. The negative value indicates the favorite (-150) and the positive value indicates the underdog (+130). With the number 100 being the middle value, you would bet $150 (-150) to win $100
Week 3 match odds:
Branza Kahn vs. (-180) TKO vs Marbie. Almost DQ’ed for jamming his toe in Marbie’s eye
Shako (+150) Lost a split decision to Teekum. Will be the crowd favorite against Kahn
Mister Rodra vs. (-140) Dominated Joxin. Took at swing at the referee between rounds
Marbie (+300) Avoided a first round TKO to Kahn by doing summersaults in the ring
Joxin vs. (+200) Lost to Rodra, kept hopping around on one leg like a game of hopscotch
Admiral Teekum (-150) Won a close one over Shako. Was punching his trainer during 2nd round break