|This tasty cheeseburger just fell from the sky, baby.|
"You can't always have it your way," God said.
And it was the prayer of Tim Tebow, of course.
"That Tim, he keeps praying for touchdowns, victories, and strength to defeat his enemies," God told us exclusively. "For once I figured it was about time to prove that you can't always have it your way, or their way, for that matter."
To that extent, a cheeseburger fell from the sky as an answer to Tebow's prayer for strength. "It is a well known fact that the consumption of protein before or after an intensive workout can help proactively repair muscle tone and strength," God said. "I should know, after all. I created all of you, you know."
Flame broiled, juicy, and with lots of ketchup, apparently no one has been brave enough to taste or try what has become dubbed as the "Sky Burger" by those who witnessed the event. Jerry Mercury sells concessions at the stadium and says that the burger almost hit him. "I heard this strange whistling sound coming from above me, so I looked up and saw this speck headed towards my eye. Next thing you know, there's this cheeseburger not 10 feet from me." Mercury shook his head. "Damndest thing I ever seen."
There was no comment from Tebow regarding this answer to his prayer, but someone did report a strange weeping sound coming from the Broncos locker room.
God says no one should be saddened. "I don't answer prayers the way people want or expect all the time," He told us. "If I did, everyone would win the lottery. Everyone would be famous. Everyone would have everything they ever wanted. That's not life - that means it's all for your glory. When I answer prayer, it's to bring about glory to me."
We'll keep you updated in case we find out if someone is courageous enough to eat the Sky Burger.