|Security camera tape form private home |
on Birch Road, Owensboro
OWENSBORO, KY — Something of a crime wave has hit this little city in the Ohio, river and no one knows quite how to explain it. Some are blaming a tall, hairy, smelly, antisocial, two-legged creature they have seem driving around town in his 1978 Dodge Van, and while police spokesman Susan Collins isn’t willing to speculate the local police blotter does indicate a wild country boy or a bigfoot causing some disturbances.
Sunday, April 22
5:30 p.m. — A Birch Road resident reported her mailbox had been ripped from the ground overnight and thrown threw her flower beds. She also reported her garden hose, and 10 hummingbird feeders had also gone missing. A report was filed.
Monday, April 23
4:33 p.m. — A resident reported a a tall, hairy, smelly, antisocial man was going door-to-door on Larch Road demanding pie and whiskey. The man ran into the woods avoided police
Wednesday, April 25
3:58 a.m. — A dispute between neighbors was reported on Schrade Road. Police reported one neighbor was complaining the other was snoring too loud. The neighbor who was reported against appeared to be the same person from the Larch Road incident, and again ran into the woods.
Thursdays, April 26
6:31 p.m. — A man called police and reported witnessing a tall, hairy man pull up in a van on Chappaqua Road near the Route 9A intersection and steal a leafblower from a landscaping truck. The witness said the man then fled the scene and drove onto Route 9A. A report was filed.
Friday, April 27
7:12 p.m. — A minor brush fire was reported at Hainsy Farm on Scarborough Road. The condition was corrected by Owensboro Fire District responders, who reported being watched from the hillside by a large. hairy man
3:34 p.m. — Police responded to North State Road, where a resident reported finding an unknown liquid—identified possibly as ape or human urine—inside a child's wagon. A report was taken.
Owensboro Marshall Levon Cleaves says his officers will continue to respond and follow up on all calls and if they find a connection to a “hairy monster” or man will let us know