|Could a soy allergy cause a wedding to crash in ruins?|
Paul Hammons, 34, of San Antonio, enjoyed a beautiful day yesterday. He got to see his parents for the first time in over a decade, got to have lunch at P.F. Chang's, and even got to shop for some records at an old shop, all compliments to his future in-laws.
You see, Hammons yesterday married his long time sweetheart Julia Baker, now Julia Hammons, in an outdoor ceremony that wasn't too hot and wasn't too cold.
"I really had the perfect day yesterday," said Hammons. "But after the party, everything at the hotel went wrong. Terribly wrong."
You see, Paul has a very severe allergy to soybeans. And what Paul and Julia didn't realize was that there were soybean components in the condom lubrication that came standard with the brand of condoms that Paul purchased. "The condom itself was listed as hypoallergenic," said Paul sadly. "I didn't even think about the lubrication. It's not like I'm a pro at sex or something, you know?"
So I guess you could say last night was... awkward? Julia flashed an embarrassed smile. "I guess you could say that, yeah," she admitted. "He... uh... well, he fitted his condom on when he was... you know... ready, I guess, and almost immediately he told me that the condom itched."