Disclaimer

If you haven't noticed by now, The Pummelo is a satire/parody site. We invent news in a parodic fashion for entertainment purposes only because we are seeking to revolutionize the world of satire commentary. I cannot stress enough that what this means is the people, places, things, & sometimes Elder Gods that we mention here, though they are indeed real people living real lives, are not really doing what we say they are doing. 


That's right, folks. The Pummelo is mostly fiction. We throw in an opinion or two here & there and we'll bust out some special pieces of poetry or even The Luckiest Man in the Universe once and awhile... but it's mostly just plain old sarcasm as we try a little too hard to make you have a slight chuckle during your miserable day. We try to pull royalty free images, including public domain materials, for our stories... but we don't always catch every licensing click, agreement, contract, copyright, etc. If your work has been used & you don't want it to be used or you want a credit for it, then please e-mail Graeme at graeme@thepummelo.com and we will work to correct the situation immediately. 


Thanks for visiting The Pummelo as we revolutionize the world of satire news. Viva Pummelo!